Why Dementia?

What, you think it's easy to be a housewife, daughter, and a mom? Obviously, you're a member of the hairier sex, who thinks women have it easy.

It's TV's fault. When my mom was growing up, the biggest role model she had was that June Cleaver bitch: spotless house, two boys who never got into any real trouble, and a breakfast schedule that went like this:

1. Rise and shine before the male-folk get up.
2. Dress in an attractive gown.
3. Apply lipstick, heels, and pearl necklace.
4. Cook the perfect morning meal.
5. Greet hubby with a chaste kiss when he comes downstairs in his business suit.
6. Get everyone off to their appointed places.